Opophelia

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.

I'm into Opophelia

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Legohead

Psy Trance Megastar

Legohead goes to the supermarket

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pants

they are for squares

paying bills is for squares...like pants!

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to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

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triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

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phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

domineezy

the act of utterly dominating at an event, such as Hearts.

"yo, im the total Domineezy in this here crib ma nizzles."

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