excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

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shatpank

Really good - see also "heavyweight"

that pint of Stella is proper sahtpank

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RUI

Riding Under the Influence. When you are "operating" a bicycle/ scooter/ skateboard while on drugs or alcohol. This is actually illegal in many US states.

I tried to avoid drinking and driving by riding a bicycle to the bar, but then I got busted for RUI by this asshole cop.

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Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

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girlypiss

Noun, for when a male urinates whilst sitting down on the lavatory, like a female.

"Eugh he's taking a girlypiss!"

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shucked

Getting screwed/fucked on an online transaction. ie buying something off of ebay, paying for it, and never actually receiving the item.

Bave got 'shucked' so hard when he tried to buy _____ off of ebay.

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coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.

Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*

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