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kiddy

Someone who inspires laughter. A cheeky fella. A mischievous man.

No Kiddy, you cannot put your schlong in my chuff whilst I'm cooking dinner!

by Al January 10, 2005

30πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by Al January 14, 2005

36πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc

that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?

by Al April 26, 2004

30πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Operation Iraqi Freedom

A Bullshit, manufactured catchphrase used by the Bush administration to deceive the American Public.

In truth, it refers to Mr. Bush's personal crusade to avenge his father's inability to capture Saddam.

It is the Bullshit operation by the US Military to invade Iraq - which all began when Mr. Bush started lying about "weapons of mass destruction."

What a coincidence that these supposed weapons DIDN'T EVEN EXIST after we sent our troops to DIE in the Middle East.



The same type of political bullshit which came to define the Vietnam War era

There goes Mr. Bush lying to us again. Oh well, just another "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

by Al January 31, 2004

141πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


nodding donkey

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

by Al December 29, 2005

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by Al July 18, 2004

8πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

by Al November 19, 2004

64πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž