Doorknob Game

Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.

Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game

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Liam Waldron

An Irish name meaning (great god). People may find sacred temples in Ireland and other European countries such as Italy and Poland that are meant to worship him. Many people often come to these certain temples and praise him on popular celebrations such as: St. Patrick's day, and The Bloomsday Festival.

"If only I was as great as the legendary god, Liam Waldron."

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