Sneaky Pelican

The act of catching and inserting a live fish into a woman's vagina (without her knowing). Thereby making the woman orgasm due to the violent vibrations by the squirming fish.

p.s. beware of the spiny dorsal fin...

"Dude when I took Angie down to the wharf last night, I finished the job with a sneaky pelican."

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Auto-domefuck

The act of self-induced ocular penetration

-Shoot girl...wanna give me some dome?
-Hell naw.

(He preceded to auto-domefuck himself)

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