Hydraulic Press

The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.

“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”

ICBM

Act of sexual deviance between two people where the man (erect) will lay flat on his back before turning a fake key and slowly raising himself from the position. From here the man will slowly begin to reach the apex of an imaginary arch where he will then rotate and then position himself above his partner before falling onto them and penetrating them with his penis. The descent portion of this exercise must be performed quickly for it to be authentic, and if the man does not achieve penetration upon contact with the woman the maneuver is now known as a “broken arrow,” and is considered a failure.

“I told that bitch I was become death destroyer of that pussy and gave her the ICBM.”
“Gabe this is it bro im calling 911.”