May 5th

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

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Fuck your friend’s girl day

On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day

On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends

Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!