Hansing

A variation on planking in which a person is pictured looking to their right with a blank look on their face making an upside-down diamond with their hands. This action is named for Hans Thompson who announces on HDNet Fights and uses this pose pretty much constantly when on camera.

A group of Hooters waitresses was seen Hansing for the camera.

Plant-based beer

A Liberal Plot to replace our American Beer with plant-based beer.

Excited to be watching the Oscars with an ice cold plant-based beer.

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handbadges

A Facebook user who is new to the group. These users are known by the hand-waving icon next to their name on their comments.

Wow the handbadges are really out in force today.

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laysplain

When a person without technical or direct knowledge of a subject (a layperson) attempts to explain nuances of that subject to an expert. Simple examples would be an antivaxxer trying to tell a research biochemist how vaccines work, or a flat earther telling an aeronautics engineer how physics proves NASA faked the moon landing.

You tried to laysplain Star Wars to Natalie Portman, she was literally in those films.

two-way

A type of body suit or singlet with a two-way zipper that goes all the way between the legs and can be undone from the bottom or the top.

A two-way makes it so much easier to use the bathroom or have a quickie at the club.

Mangrenade

When a male commenter posts in response to a woman with several walls of text that mansplain a subject. The hallmark of this conduct is a loose or factually deficient understanding of the original comment or post and an insistence on seemingly technical or highly rhetorical argument. Motivation is unimportant though typical stated motivations are “education,” “fairness,” or “playing devil’s advocate.”

The conversation was reasonable until Nyeng started throwing mangrenades and disrupted everything.