Burn Phone

Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.

Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”

Dropbox

An elevator where the cables are cut.

You enter the elevator in the penthouse of a highrise building, the doors close and suddenly you go weightless. You think "DropBox"!!!

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Roid Rage

Medical condition where symptoms frequently include, but are not limited to: Agression, sudden outbursts of a frequently profane nature, random acts of agression towards innocent bystanders or inanimate objects - may border on violence. Pained look in the eyes and late stages include crying, sobbing and lethargy. Persons afflicted by this are typically owners of AndROID phones, the condition is often triggerede when you owner is no longer able to update his mobile due to insufficient memory (Also see Burn Phone).

What do you mean I have ROID RAGE? IT ‘S NOT MY FAULT THE LATEST ADNROID UPDATE has rendered my expensive mobile a paperweight.