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A Salty Dragon occurs when, upon receiving oral sex, immediately before ejaculation a man sticks the tip of his penis against the opening of his partners nostril and proceeds to ejaculate into her sinus cavity. This causes her to leak semen from her nose like a salt breathing dragon.
Person 1: Why does Ariella keep wiping her nose? Is she sick?
Person 2: No bro, I just gave her a salty dragon
Person 1: Damn, she'll be sneezing out your load for a month!
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When you step in your own ejaculation, usually aiming to coat the bottom of your foot in it. Then you place said foot in a females face and she licks the ejaculate off the bottom of your foot.
Jeff: I'm going to the University of Alaska
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
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