squirrelgasm

Intense pleasure experienced by a dog in chasing nimble, furry-tailed, rodents up a tree. Squirrelgasms are not often experienced by humans, however.

Friend: Dude, your dog's totally out of it on the sofa.
You: Yah - he's sleeping off the multiple squirrelgasms he had in the park this afternoon.

Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings

The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking