turd burgler

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

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January 6th

The day where you ignore your siblings

Sibling: why are you ignoring me?
Me: ugh! Its January 6th!

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fartsniffer

One who smells farts as a hobby

There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch

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