A person who owns a fuckload of salons.
"Did you hear Monika just opened up another salon in town? Ugh, she's such a salonika."
The term for a species when it hatches by wiggling out of its egg
Aww it's so cute! It's a pagongtagi! Look how it wiggles!
A Croatian music festival taking place annually in the capital of Zagreb.
Dinko: Hey Velimir, you going to Miras this year? It's going to be sjajno!
Velimir: Of course! I'm doing with my side bitch, Zrinka. We'll fuck in a tent!
When you drive off with your coffee on top of your car.
Brady: 'Shit! I left my coffee on my car before I drove to work this morning!'
Achilles: 'You must've had a carpaccio then. Dumbass.'
A special language from the country of Keyboardlandia, consisting of jumbles of letters like someone dropped a fucking anvil on it.
User #1: JKHDAFJHAGFGEFHILQFI
User #2: bro wtf
User #3: He's speaking Keyboardish, let him be.
The act of combining slang to create new meanings, to the point of absurdity.
"You made an albyizzazeo incoyujinituum out of it!"