e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.
He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.
e·lec·tro·lep·sy
/əˌlektrōˌlepsē/
noun
a condition characterized by an extreme tendency to stop paying attention to a conversation in the present moment whenever distracted by a digital device.
It was only when they realized that they were disappearing from conversations and not remembering what was discussed that they began to practice mindfulness to counter their electrolepsy.