Maryborough

Absolutely tops city in Queensland, Australia. Gets a bad rap cause it isn't full of shitty glass and fibro modern buildings and doesn't have twenty million different women's clothing outlets (some people refer to these as "amenities" or "things to do"). Heaps of tops pubs and parks for kick ons, and is way better than the neighboring city of Hervey Hole.

Gents I am absolutely parched, how about we pull into Maryborough and consume a refreshing beverage.

Went on holidays to Maryborough over Christmas, beautiful place to visit.

Hervey Bay

aka Hervey Hole. It is honestly surprising that someplace so utterly dogshit can exist so close to the beautiful city of Maryborough and the stunning K'gari (Fraser) Island. Imagine that one shitty housing development down the road where the developer has obviously just prioritized sticking as many shitty houses as possible into the smallest space, without adding so much as a footpath. That's all Hervey Bay is. The beach is shit to, all fuckin silty and the island blocks the surf so its basically a glorified lake. We should declare a war with China and try and get them to bomb the fucker into the ground.

You went to Hervey Bay? Don't worry mate, we are all here for you, your going to be okay.

You know after visiting Hervey Bay every Australian is entitled to 20 free physiological sessions from medicare?