Laking

Lake: verb (West Yorkshire) Play about, fool around, mess on.

"will you stop laking about you little bastard & fuck off to school"

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Ebasm

The sordid outburst of nonsense which is ejaculated by both parties after a succesful transaction on Ebay.

ooh-la-la-A++++++GreaAat Ebayer++++++!zzzzzzz
ebasm

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Paintenance

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

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