On Souls

Synonymous with, “On God,” “On my momma,” or “On” anything. If you say On Souls you better fucking mean what you’re saying because it carries more weight than anything else in this world. The true connotation behind “on souls” is immeasurable and breaks the Richter scale of semantics. Prudence and timeliness is necessary to perfect the use of “On Souls” in daily dialect.

Friend: “Yooooo, this shit is ripping mad hard right now, I can’t feel my
Fucking toes.”

Me: “Are you fucking around or
not man cuz you’re making me nervous about this gas.”

Friend: “Nah dude this is the best shit I’ve ever smoked and that’s ON SOULS!”

Me: “Holy fuck bro, pass that shit this instant then!”

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