up the crunx

A variant of up the punx, referring to crunk music. Used sarcastically, and invented by Mitch Clem.

Lil' Jon: Yeaaaah! Hwuuuut!?
Blake: Yeah, up the crunx...bitch.

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Jewish Geography

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.

Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!

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B.F.F.

Commonly used as Best Friends Forever, but among your overweight friends you can use it as Big Fat Fucks.

John: Hey, wanna go to White Castle?
Bob: No, I'm on a diet.
John: But I thought we were B.F.F.!

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In Style

To do something "in style" is to do it after smoking weed, when such desirable after-effects will be present, thus enhancing the experience.

Cheech: Let's watch Wondershowzen!
Chong: No man, let's watch Wondershowzen; in style!

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Lebowski Challenge

When watching The Big Lebowski, to drink a White Russian whenever The Dude drinks one, and to smoke a joint whenever The Dude smokes one. This is very difficult as there are around 12 White Russians and 3 joints in the movie.

Alex: Let's do the Lebowski Challenge tonight!
Ray: Naw, I don't feel like being in a coma for the next 2 days.

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Deeez Nuuuts

An interjection often used after one of the five W's (who, what, where, when, why). A humourous statement, it stems from the Dr. Dre song of the same name.

Dre: Did whatsername get out to you yesterday?
Bitch: Who?
Dre: Deeez Nuuuts!

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