Flippy neck

Meaningless exclamation to be used instead of profanity. "Fucking Hell" became "Flipping heck" (or flippin' 'eck) which became flippy neck. Mainly used by the more polite cockney children.

"Flippy neck! It's cold in here!"

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Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".

"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"

Extraordinating

Please see "extraordinate".

"That news was extraordinating."

Spackwad

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

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jarman

UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.

"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."

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Nob'ead

Nob as in penis (UK) and "'ead" as in head. Cockney alternative to "Dickhead". Se also "Dcik'ead" and "Nobend"/"Bellend".

"Yeah, well ...he's just a nob'ead, isn't he?"

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