Take Ass

When one spends an entire day sitting on the couch doing nothing.

Guy 1: Did you end up going to the gym yesterday?

Guy 2: No, I decided to take ass all day. I didn't even get dressed.

15👍 9👎

Porcelain Cruise

When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.

Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!

Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.

5👍 2👎