To urinate on the side of the toilet bowl, avoid the water in order to reduce the sound of the liquid release.
Dude #1- I drank so much last night, I was pissing all
night.
Dude #2- Really?!? I didn't hear you
Dude #1- That's cause I side bowl'd it
(Pronounced: Hilari-eye)When something is so humourous or hilarious it has to be changed into the plural form.
Evan:Dude, Paul got attacked by a shark!
Alex:Thats hilarii!!!
Alex:Aliens have landed and they're 50 foot vikings trying to kill us all!
Evan:That isn't hilarii!