Boomer kid

A kid that acts like a boomer and rejects modern pop culture. He will rant to you about modern times like a boomer would, but somehow it’s 10x more annoying.

Kid: hey check out this post on instagram

Boomer kid: I don’t even use Instagram

Kid: I wasn’t even talking to you

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Boomer kid: Modern day music sucks, I wish I was-

Kid: shut the fuck up

Burgasm

When you eat a good ass burger and it tastes so good it’s like an orgasm

Friend 1: have you ever ate at McDonalds?

Friend 2: No I haven’t

Friend 1: Oh, the burgers are so great they give you a burgasm

Friend 2: what the fuck?