üb

A contraction of über-Christian; refers to people whose religious beliefs exceed the theoretical boundary of a normal person. Often found condemning heathens or reciting the Bible.

Dude, that chick is smokin' hot! Too bad she's an üb.

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ring sting

The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.

Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.

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