billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

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lampoon peach

a lampoon peach (or a lampoon peacher) is when a male freezes a fruit peach, for a number of hours, then inserts it deep into his anal passage.

"ZOMG sophie! i just lampoon peached your brother alex!"

german arty exibition

when a group of people get together, often immitating german accents to turn eachother on, flop out their shlongs and paint them in colorful patterns, then wipe them on eachothers lips for a cheap style lipstick.

"i aint havin no party for my birthday this year, im having a german arty exibition instead!"

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