slippery nipple

An alcoholic of rum and baily's irish cream.

I really wanted one, but i was to shy to order a slippery nipple.

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lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

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