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Hoop Snake

An australian snake that curls itself into a hoop so that it can chase after prey at high speeds by rolling. If stepped on, loop snakes will also chase after people at terrifying speeds. Deadly.

Help! Help! There's a hoop snake after me!

by Alex Mackay May 1, 2004

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drop bear

A marsupial related to the koala but much more aggressive in nature. Drops from trees onto unsuspecting prey and rips them apart with their large teeth and claws. Several people who go camping in the Australian outback fall victim to this creature each year.

see also hoop snake

Did you hear that? It sounded like a drop bea...AAAAUUGGGHHAAAAAUUTH!!!! *rip rip tear tear*

by Alex Mackay May 1, 2004

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