Yankee Doodle

What happens to a yankee when they find themselves alone in a small southern town.

Randy decided to stop at a convenience store in New Salem for a cup of java on his way back from New York. Upon returning to his vehicle, he found it surrounded by a bunch of 'Good Old Boys'. He was escorted out behind the wood pile where they "Yankee Doodled" poor old Randy. Needless to say, Randy never visited New Salem again.

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