papeep

To holler, greet, acknowledge, call on a ground or cellular telephone, page, or want to have doggy-style sex with.

"Papeep at ya dog."
"Holla son, papeep me when you get them eight balls."
"Excuse me Miss, but could you papeep up my missing son? He's somewhere around this store."
"Come back ese, I wants to papeep that hoho like she's blind and homeless."

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drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.

'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'

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