Winnie the poohing

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

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Yabo

A yabo is the douchebag in the gym that doesn't know what he or she is doing.

Do you see that yabo over there growling and screaming curling 25s?

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JunkFace

The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.

I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.

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