spligdaggot

Much like a bodaggot (being a clump of dried feces entangled with anus hair) a spligdaggot is a clump or dried semen entangled with frontal pubic hair.

Dude is that a spligdaggot? Don't you shower?

I don't know what happened. I just woke up and I was covered in spligdaggots!

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Human Suitcase

A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.

*as defined on SNL

I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.

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Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”