facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

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Tessa

an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward

John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.

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Poonfari

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.

Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat