semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.

O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?

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what the fuck

An expression of extreme anger, shock, or disgust. Especially applicable when you discover an unwanted person hiding under your bed for the sole purpose of scaring the crap out of you.

Jay: (Hiding under the bed) "Hi Lance."
Lance: "WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

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nobody likes that

Something you say when you are irritated by a situation, action, or person. Emphasis is placed on the word "likes."

Brad won't share one of his 24 Henry Weinhard's with you. "Brad, nobody likes that!"

You left for five minutes and sombody jacked your parking place. "Nobody likes that!"

You see a total toolbox whose mere presence causes irritation. "There's Bryson. Nobody likes that!"

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