Just Do It

Something your friends tell you when they wasn’t you to stick your dick in something random and say, “yes daddy” loud enough for the neighborhors to hear.

You: I don’t know it looks like it could hurt
Your friends: dude just do it!
You: *sticks dick in toaster and yells, yes daddy
Your friends: hell yeah

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Slurp Juice

Simalar to the 69 this is a sex position where you shove your entire head in your partners v hole/ and or eurethra and start eating them out like a mother fucker.

You: Soooo are you kinky?
Her: yeah I’ll show you, * jumps head first into your dick and starts doing the slurp juice
You: Has uncontrollable organism for the next month

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