got ugly in my eye

When someone sees something so hideous and heinous (usually a female skank, ho or jho) the viewer is said to have gotten ugly in their eye.

(a festively plump female walks past with a bad orange tan and small shorts with a boob tube)

Alex: Dude! I just got ugly in my eye!

or

Alex: What the fuck was that?!
Tril: You just got ugly in your eye

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Mama's dry

When the matriarch (or gay patriarch) of a party has run out of beverage and demands that a guest refill their drink. Usually accompanied with hand gestures either pointing at the offending empty glass or waving it around. Can also be posed as a question.

Luke: Alex! Mama's dry! Get me another vodka

or

Alex: I'm getting another. Is Mama dry?

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