shadowwork

Being for the streets on the DL

Being defined as “he really be out here getting away with shadowwork”

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poop butt

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

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omgasm

An omgasm is when someone goes OMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM on the Internet. Commonly used by retarded 8th graders who think they know how to use the Internet, but really just found a keyboard on the ground and started hitting it.

OGMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOMG SHUT UP LOL

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ooze'n'snooze

To masturbate and then fall asleep

Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.

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