crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

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mudslide yodeler

When performing sex, one of the partners proceeds to spread the others ass cheeks, spreads apart the sphincter, puts his or her mouth on the opening, and yells as loudly as possible into the orifice.

I got excited pulled her ass wide open and screamed, thus I yodeled her mudslide.

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