unicorn

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

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extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

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Like

Word used after every other when drunk.

(Scotch Drunken Accent) FU Like I saw her first Like!

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Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

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battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!

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Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

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spit pit

A room used for masturtbating in.

I'm just off to my spit pit, see you in 5!

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