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Having sex with a girl, usually a one night stand or to end a long drought of not getting any.
"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."
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A person that craves attention, often times for unimportant reasons. A person that has their Facebook, Instagram, and Linked In on speed tap. Basically, your typical narcissist.
"Dude did you see that Amber posted a picture of herself bagging her own groceries and put a million thumbs up emojis?? What a Promo Sexual!"
Similar to, but less abrasive than, saying "Hurry it Up!"; Asking someone, especially in line in front of you, to hustle and finish what they're doing.
I was at 7-11 grabbing a soda before work and the guy in front of me was taking forever buying scratch tickets. After a few minutes I had to say "C'mon pal You're Mopin!"
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The awful and uneasy feeling of that drip when you gamble by farting. The skid stain evidence on your undershirts or wet feeling in your ass crack after a fart mistake
I was in gym class and when the teacher was changing into his gym clothes, his skivvies had clear signs of bunt juice down the middle of them. He should've held those babies in!
A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.
Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!
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Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.
Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.
A guy from Boston that passes gas constantly.
"Dude can you please stop?"
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."