Glumpy gimpy

The word for an unknown creature who causes extreme misfortune everywhere no matter how big or little

Man. I lost my phone. Must have been the glumpy gimpy.

Kawolped

Basically clapped out of existence like when you're cooked or something can be used as, kawolped, kawolping, and kawolps

If I went to a spelling bee I'd be so bad at it I'd get kawolped!