Soixante-dix neuf

79 in french but also used to bait ‘suck on deez nutz’ due to similar phonetics.

Chad: What’s 79 in French?
Virgin: Soixante-dix neuf
Chad: Suck in deez nutz bitch

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Jumani

1) A Hindi surname tribe, usually a member or descendent of the Wassminsi Tribe. Known for their aggression and excellent hunting skills, they migrated to the UK in the 1400s after the Great Latin Immigration through boats. They also introduced a form of Katsu chicken curry, mixed with cucumbers.

2) A common misspelling of Jumanji, a popular film.

Yoooo, is that a Jumani?!?!

Guha

A form of Indian folk music, associated with the Western regions. It comes with the traditional Ramesh dance, a dance that derives from the Jumani tribe.

Is that Guha music you’re listening to?

Parsha

Ching Chong Chong Chong Chong Chong Chong chang

Parshas a chink

We knew that already

Dixit

A rarely worshiped Hindu god, known as ‘The Reconstructor,’ similar to how Shiva is the destroyer. She is known for being extremely wise, and uses her his powers of intelligence to fix modern day problems, whether it’s in the form of positive reinforcement or negative reinforcement. She is known for making ‘The Great Blunder’ when she misinterpreted the words of Brahma and incorrectly turned animal into foodstuff when she was meant to make animals and humans equal.

Person A: I’m going to go and do my nightly prayers.
Person B: Who do you worship?
Person A: The Mighty Dixit.