Asl

A warning noise with no specific meaning, used only in written language on the internet.

Asl is most commonly used by obese or too skinny, physically weak males who have an above average mental handicap, however, these men are exceptionally considerate by warning everyone upfront of the dangers that may lie in case the warned engage in conversation with the warner.

"asl"
(to be interpreted as "I have an unattractive appearance, ulterior motives and may be holding my penis in my palm.")

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I own a horse

A very exquisite and effective way to ward off sexual predators or disgusting people, used on the internet, more specifically on omegle.

(on omegle)
A:"asl"
B:"I own a horse."
A:*disconnects from the chat*

(random shady chatroom)
A: I want to cyber with you regardless of your age and I won't leave you alone.
B: I own a horse.
A:*A leaves chat room*

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