Platonic Booty Call

Dropping all of your plans so that you can be with an ex who now wants to be just friends.

"I was going to do homework, but Joe called."

"Did you hook up?"

"No, it was just a platonic booty call."

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LMVAO

Laughing My Vegan Ass Off.

Person 1: "My friend went to a Vegan wedding, but she said Vegan food wouldn't be any good, so she brought a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

Person 2: "LMVAO. That is Vegan."