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Lintik

The word "Lintik" is a Filipino word that means lightning, expressing anger, if it's raining, or your mom calling you a lintik.

Sometimes the word "Lintik" can be used to alert you're neighbors that it's about to rain. Like for example: "Lumilintik na!" meaning "It's raining!"

Example:
The mom: Lintik ka! Wala ka pang 100 sa grades mo! Malilintikan ka sakin nyan! (You idiot! You didn't pass 100 in you're grades! You'll get a beating from me!)
The child: Sorry mom. I promise I will study!
The mom: English english ka pa jan! Next time mag basa ka at walang video games na yan ha?! (You're speaking english english like that! Next time, you read and there are no video games, all right ?!)
The child: Ok mom. I'll read. *Cries inside*.

Another Example:
Sally: Lumilintik na! HAYYYYY nako! (It's raining! HAYYYYY nako!)
Everyone: *Comes outside to pick up their laundry*

Another nother example:
Guy: Ay lintik! Nakalimutan ko wallet ko! Haysss nako. (Oh my god! I forgot my wallet! Haysss oh dear!)

by Alexandar Navlenskii February 15, 2022


Bobo

Bobo is a Filipino word (sometimes spelt like "Vovo" by Filipino gamers in the chat) for dumb, stupid, idiot, or smol brain and a slang word. It is used by Filipino gamers when they get mad their team mates and calls them "Bobo" or if a Filipina mom gets mad at their child for being stupid and calls them a "Bobo!". You can use the word for a joke, gamer rage, getting mad at your child, or an object. Basically anything.

Mom: Taena ka lintik ka! Bobong puta! (It is also used by my mom) (Use google translate with this one)
Kid: *Cries*
Mom: Next time study hard you Bobo! *With a lot of anger, disappointment, rage, and in Filipino accent*
Kid: Ok mama. *Continues to cry*

Gamer#1: Gago! Hindi marunong mag ML! Bobo ka! (Idiot! You don't even know how to play ML! You dumb!
Gamer#2: Bobo ka rin! (You are dumb too)
Gamer#3: Bobo kayong lahat! (All of you are dumb!)
Gamer#4: Pak all of you! (Fuck all of you!)
Gamer#5: *Sips coffee aggressively* Vovo! (Bobo)
*Filipino Gamer Rage Continues until the end of the game and reports each other*

by Alexandar Navlenskii February 15, 2022


Blue Haired Girl

These girls are often stereotyped as SJW's, Twitter freaks, degenerates, has stupid hot takes, awful opinions, sometimes transgender (well mostly), will call you a homophobe, transphobe, a racist and other worse stuff you could think of.

She hates all of white people but is unironically white herself. Probably a Joe Biden supporter. And probably has pronounces like: xyrs/xey/xer zim/zem/ces they/them/their. Thinks she's a savior. And other more stuff.

Now reminder: Not all blue haired girls are like that. It's just crazy people. Or as I like to call it "The Retards of the Western Society"

Nick: Mamamia! Itza Mario!
Blue Haired Girl: Uhm, excuse me?! That is literally just offensive to all Italians! You are such a racist scumbag!
Nick: I'm literally Italian. If you really think I'm not, then let me speak Italian for yo-
Blue Haired Girl: NO! You are just pretending to be Italian! You racists are the worst!
Nick: *Speaks Italian* There, I have spoken, people like you are the retards of society. You really think you're a savior don't you?
Blue Haired Girl: *Leaves in Defeat*

Guy: *Uses the wrong pronounce*
Blue Haired Girl: NOOOO! THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE! YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH ARE PROUNCES IMPORTANT TO THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY!
Guy: *Sighs*

by Alexandar Navlenskii September 20, 2022

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Brat

Brat obviously means someone who's acting mean, probably spoiled, feels like they own the world, way too money hungry, etc (anything you could think of that is bad). But remember not all brats are like that, they might be good people but that doesn't speak about their behaviors towards everyone even you, unless you look through their backstory.

Apparently there's this Russian word called "Brat" which means "Brother" and there's also a movie called brat, it's literary called "Brat" or "Brother" (if you prefer) released in 1997 in Russia there's also "Brat 2" but set in America.

Example1:
Fatima: Why can't poor people afford money? Why don't they just get a job?
Vicente: Well because you're rich ass can't be bothered to work your ass off and your father's employees have to work hard to earn that money by getting payed by you're father, while you, in your lazy, smelly, disgusting, plastic, untouched Ferraris, and you're stupid expensive wine that should apparently cost $70 and not $5,000 can't be bothered to work you're ass off and you think that it's easy to earn money without looking in the real reality. You little brat.
Fatima: *Gets upset*

Example2: (In Russia this time)
Sergei: Hey, do we have any food left?
Pyotir: No, we don't have anymore brat. *Sighs*
Fidel: Brat, don't worry, we'll have food somewhere there in the far east in Ukraine.
Sergei: How can we know you're not lying? You're the only French westerner we caught, you might be lying to us.
Aleksei: MAYBE, maybe (x10).
Sergei: Maybe what? How do you know? He's from the west! He's lying to us!
Aleksei: Maybe this is true! We don't want our brat Leon to die from starvation! We all don't want our comrades to all die BLYAT!
Sergei: FINE! CYKA! Let's go to the far east! Hey you Frenchman! Show us the way!
Fidel: Alright, let's just cross this icy river.
Pyotir: YES FINALLY BLYAT!
(2 weeks later)
Aleksei: We thankfully got some food from those dirty brits. THANK GOD!
Sergei 1km away: BRATS! THE FRENCHMAN IS NOT LYING! THERE'S FOOD HERE! AND AN- AND- SU- SUPPLIES!

by Alexandar Navlenskii February 15, 2022