Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

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camel wow

A particularly massive camel toe of such an unthinkably large thickness and definedness that it makes almost all veiwers, male and female, stop and go " Wow! That's a big ole' toe! "

Her camel wow made for a superb hiding place for the witness protection client, who, to their mutual delight, was a compulsive cunny-quaffer.

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