Boomers

The people who blame everything on millenials and gen z, and have no respect for the younger generations. Most boomers at least. Some are nice people and others are fucktards.

Boomers be like: Back in my day depression was great! now depression is just for losers!

Lil Timmy: But grandma, arent you the one responsible for the giant fucking hole in the ozone layer?

Boomer: No... that is your generation's fault!

Lil timmy: how is that possible it has been around for longer than i have!

Boomer: its because of your phone!

Lil timmy: grandma i dont have a phone remember? The economy is so messed up because of you that were all too poor to buy a phone!

Boomer: back in my day the economy was great! now its destroyed becayse of you millenials.

Lil timmy: Grandma youre responsible for the messed up economy nowadays.. not the millenials.

Boomer: you voted for trump!

Lil timmy: no i didnt! im 7 years old.

Boomer: oh well its not my problem.

Lil timmy: i hate you grandma

Boomer: and i hate you too Jimmy.

Lil timmy: its timmy not jimmy

Boomer: okay Jimmy.

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Parents

People who raise you and care for you... at least... if they are good ones. And sadly that is not always the case.

Jerry: sup homie
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time

Oh boy its child protective services time!

and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!

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