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Moose

animalistic overwhelmingly slutty, a creature so hideous it hurts your eyes to look at. legs officially will not close due to significant partners. Typical moose traits include a somewhat bumpy area on the back of head, the head is usually tilted to the side so it doesn't miss feeding opportunities, and can hide the ashamed face of moose from other animals. Distinct sounds of arrogance. Schizophrenia, Neurotic, Insane, slut.

given the nick name moose. TAKE A HINT. A BIG FAT HAIRY ANIMAL.

by Alexandria_Musialkiewicz August 19, 2009

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