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A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
When you kick a chick's teethout, lock them in a dog crate, and pour gasoline on them before setting them on fire. After a minute or two, kick them into a pool
I found out my girl was a fuckin stoolie, so I gave her a slag slam. The gasoline fire floated on the surface.
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