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spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 7, 2003

123πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


spread em

what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)

She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.

by Alexius November 8, 2003

104πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

by Alexius November 7, 2003

458πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


limber

sleek, flexible, or otherwise. . . .really good in bed

My girlfriend is so limber, it's great sex.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

122πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


pillow

tit, they make great pillows, cu they're nice and soft

I slept on her pillows.

by Alexius November 7, 2003

16πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend

I'ma blow you dry.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

7πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


smooch

the act of kissing

Gove me a smooch

by Alexius November 7, 2003

653πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž