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Poo Mummie

A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion

Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.

by Alexnathen December 7, 2008

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Guggenheim

When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.

Man, I dry humped the shit out of Britney's leg so hard and for so long that I guggenheimed in my undies.

by Alexnathen December 7, 2008

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