straight

1: A person who insists on following outdated and overrated traditions relating to sexual preferences.

2: A kind of line that is important to know for high school geometry.

Guy 1: I'm totally straight dude.
Guy 2: Wow, what a lamer.

Guy 3: *whistles*
Guy 2: Walks away holding hands with Guy 3.

(They've known each other for a while. They did not just meet.)

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